he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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