i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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