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She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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