I'll bet she douches with gravy.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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