I wanna passion pit in your ass
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
nutella sex= disaster
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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