Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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