I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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