The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
