I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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