; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
PANTIES FOUND
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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