His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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