He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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