i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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