At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Never joke about your clitoris.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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