I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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