But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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