you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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