How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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