I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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