I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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