Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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