Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
