Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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