who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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