How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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