eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
