He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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