I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
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