Having a random hookup so left but love u
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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