Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
She announced her abortion via fbk
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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