Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
