Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
did i walk over a car last night?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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