I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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