i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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