Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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