Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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