thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
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