She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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