well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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