Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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