idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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