In the future we'll all be gay
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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