So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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