Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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