Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
i've created a new STD.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Randomize
