Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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