I showed him my bush... on skype.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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