i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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