My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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