she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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