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(213): View more from California

she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.

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(281): View more from Texas

i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets

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(501): View more from Arkansas

i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.

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(616): View more from Michigan

a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning

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(806): View more from Texas

Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.

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(707): View more from California

She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"

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(720): View more from Colorado

I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.

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