By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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