No awkward lesbian experiences without me
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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